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December 6, 2012June 30, 2016 Braddon Mendelson

Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers

Business Featured
Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers

Apple executives believe it has become financially advantageous to assemble the computers domestically, using Chinese labor.

October 9, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs

Election 2012 Featured
Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs

“I’m not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad — those are very useful items,” said Cain, “but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99.”

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October 6, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies

Business Election 2012 Politics
Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies

Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”

June 7, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

New iPhone 'Just Makes Calls'

Science & Tech
New iPhone 'Just Makes Calls'

Steve Jobs released details of Apple’s newest generation iPhone today, astounding techies around the world when it was revealed the device only has only two functions.

February 1, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Haitians Eagerly Await Arrival of iPads

International
Haitians Eagerly Await Arrival of iPads

CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steve Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten million iPads to Haiti to aid the disaster-stricken country.

June 22, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Steve Jobs Downloads Liver Update

Apple CEO Steven Jobs has received an update to his liver to correct serious vulnerabilities detected in the previous version.

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