In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
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Trump Vows to Bring Scalia Back from the Dead
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) — Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back to life,” Donald Trump told a crowd of evangelical voters
Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him
New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration, saying his plan to deport millions of undocumented immigrants would
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
Trump’s Immigration Policy Exposed
Donald Trump has vowed to build a barricade along the entire U.S.-Mexico border if he is elected president. But what, exactly, would it look like?
Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make large donations to causes when they have some personal connection
GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate
Republicans have been reflecting on the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to find an explanation for the humiliating defeat that left their party shell-shocked and grieving.
