RALEIGH, N.C. (TheSkunk.org) – The North Carolina legislature passed a bill today allowing public employees to deny services to Jews. The “Freedom to Ignore Jews
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Romney Tells Jews He Played Shofar in High School Band
Mitt Romney recalled fondly how he used to play the shofar in his high school marching band.
Jews Required to Get Special Voter ID Armbands in Pennsylvania
A provision in the new Pennsylvania Voter ID Law requires Jews to display a special armband in addition to a photo ID.
Local Walmart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper
FAIRHOPE, AL (TheSkunk.org) — Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.
New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew
A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.
Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels
STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.
Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew
BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.
“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”
Haiti to Replace Missionaries with Jews
Haitians are asking the world to stop sending missionaries to their devastated country, and send Jews instead.
Jews Demote Madoff to Arab
Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has been reduced in rank to Arab.
