John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor McCheese. “On behalf of all us here in McBurger Land,”
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Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?
Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s running mate, by legally adding an “H” to his last
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore unknown identical twin brother came forward to announce his existence
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce.
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary school music teacher on the hit Fox TV
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose to either Senators Obama or Clinton if the
McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan
WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt.
McCain Calls for Gun Holiday
WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain today called for a three month “Gun Holiday,” during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.
McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me
John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a ruling that would make him the President, effectively
McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List
SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain today gave a list
