McCain Reenacts Crucifixion to Gain Evangelical Vote
FLAGSTAFF, AZ — John McCain today had himself nailed to a huge wooden cross —…
FLAGSTAFF, AZ — John McCain today had himself nailed to a huge wooden cross —…
MINNEAPOLIS – On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made…
ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at…
MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months,…
DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up…
ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack…
NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.
John McCain will be hosting an evening of strip poker at his ranch in Sedona, Arizona.
LOS ANGELES – Before an audience of mostly independent voters, Senator John McCain mentioned the…
mar · riage (mar’ ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually…