john mccain

• Election 2008

'Plumber Joe' Replaced by 'Crack Whore Wanda'

Braddon Mendelson October 16, 2008

AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he...

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• Election 2008

McCain's Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy

Braddon Mendelson October 7, 2008

NEW YORK, NY — While taping a segment for the TV show, “The View,” John McCain announced...

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• Election 2008

Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL's Tina Fey

Braddon Mendelson October 4, 2008

NEW YORK — In yet another stunning announcement from the McCain campaign, the Republican presidential nominee said...

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• Election 2008

McCain Interviews Writers for Concession Speech

Braddon Mendelson September 30, 2008

SEDONA, AZ — John McCain is currently seeking writers for his November 4th concession speech. “It’s important...

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• Election 2008

Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election

Braddon Mendelson September 24, 2008

NEW YORK — Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in...

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• Election 2008

New McCain Strategy: I'm Blacker than Obama

Braddon Mendelson September 22, 2008

PHILADELPHIA -- In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans,...

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• Economy

Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout

Braddon Mendelson September 19, 2008

WASHINGTON -- The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale,...

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• Election 2008

Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young

Braddon Mendelson September 17, 2008

WASHINGTON — Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the...

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• Election 2008

Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

Braddon Mendelson September 10, 2008

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin...

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• Election 2008

Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

Braddon Mendelson September 9, 2008

LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and...

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