john mccain

• Election 2008

McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement

Braddon Mendelson May 24, 2008

John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor McCheese. “On...

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• Election 2008

Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?

Braddon Mendelson May 23, 2008

Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s running mate,...

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• Election 2008

McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed

Braddon Mendelson May 22, 2008

One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore unknown identical...

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• Election 2008

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

Braddon Mendelson May 18, 2008

The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the...

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• Election 2008

McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers

Braddon Mendelson May 15, 2008

After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary...

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• Election 2008

McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone

Braddon Mendelson May 14, 2008

A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose...

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• Economy
• Election 2008

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

Braddon Mendelson May 10, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he...

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• Election 2008

McCain Calls for Gun Holiday

Braddon Mendelson April 30, 2008

WASHINGTON -- Senator John McCain today called for a three month "Gun Holiday," during which gun control...

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• Election 2008

McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me

Braddon Mendelson April 27, 2008

John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a...

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• Election 2008

McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List

Braddon Mendelson April 27, 2008

SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential...

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