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December 5, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Herman Cain Suspends His Marriage

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Herman Cain Suspends His Marriage

ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) – Saying the bevy of “false accusations” against him have been hurtful to his wife and family, presidential candidate Herman Cain announced today the suspension of his 43-year marriage to Gloria Cain.

May 17, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7

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Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7

Newt Gingrich has announced plans to marry the seventh wife of slain terrorist Osama bin Laden, 19-year-old Durriya Habou bin Laden.

May 31, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Woman Accused of Changing Husband's 'Sleep Number'

Crime
Woman Accused of Changing Husband's 'Sleep Number'

DENVER — A Colorado woman was accused of changing her husband’s Sleep Number on the couple’s adjustable Select Comfort mattress. Arlene Gimbleman had bought the king-size bed five years earlier as a gift for her spouse, whose lower back had been giving him problems since childhood.

August 16, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

"Marriage"

mar · riage (mar’ ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for his younger, more attractive mistress. SEE: JOHN MCCAIN,

April 27, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Bush's Other Daughter to Marry Aging Jewish Attorney

With the limelight focused on her twin sister’s upcoming nuptials, 26-year-old Barbara Bush revealed her secret engagement to Sidney Bluchstein, a 57-year-old Jewish injury attorney

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