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December 29, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison

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Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.

December 7, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Bank Offers Free Anal Sex with Checking

Business
Bank Offers Free Anal Sex with Checking

NEW YORK — One of the nation’s hugest financial institutions is offering its customers free anal sex when they open a new account.

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August 3, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Home Sales Up by 11 Homes

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Home Sales Up by 11 Homes

WASHINGTON — The month of July saw an increase in single-family home sales nationwide by a total of 11. The 11 homes were sold in California, New Mexico, New Jersey, and Guam.

April 5, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Man Loses House to Pay Admission to Disney Park

ANAHEIM, CA — An unemployed man recently lost his home to foreclosure after refinancing it with a sub-prime mortgage to pay for annual admission to Disneyland for his family of eight.

Man with an elelctric fan for a head

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