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March 24, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

Japanese Blame Nuclear Disaster on Faulty Floor Mats

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Japanese Blame Nuclear Disaster on Faulty Floor Mats

TOKYO (TheSkunk.org) — A couple of improperly fitted floor mats from a 2009 Toyota Camry were cited as the cause of the partial meltdown of reactor cores at Japan’s Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear power plant.

February 22, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building

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Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building

A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.

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February 3, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Toyota Blames Acceleration Problem on Faulty Cup Holders

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Toyota Blames Acceleration Problem on Faulty Cup Holders

NAGOYA/DETROIT — Toyota announced today is has identified a defect in the design of its cup holders as the source of acceleration problems associated with its popular Corolla, Camry, Tundra, Avalon and RAV4 models.

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January 3, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Congress Tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to Make Shittier Vehicles

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Congress Tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to Make Shittier Vehicles

WASHINGTON — The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to “tone down” the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.

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