UKRAINE (TheSkunk.org) — Russian President Vladimar Putin’s roll of the dice this morning resulted in three sixes to Ukraine’s two and five, which allowed him
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NSA Leaker Snowden Executed by Chinese as ‘Preventative Measure’
BEIJING (TheSkunk.org) — Edward Snowden, the 29-year-old college dropout whose disclosure of top secret U.S. government security information caused a storm of controversy, has been
U.S. Surrenders to North Korea
“The time has come when we must let go of the values we held dear from our past and embrace new ones,” said Obama, “values that will be instilled into each of us by our new Supreme Leader at a time and place of his choosing.”
Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers
Apple executives believe it has become financially advantageous to assemble the computers domestically, using Chinese labor.
House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'
WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”
Kucinich Demands Recount
Over a year has passed since the 2008 presidential election, and Dennis Kucinich still thinks he won. “I am confident,” said Kucinich, “that once the American people examine the facts, they will agree that I am their president.”
Employment Up for Stupid People
Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new report released today by the U.S. Bureau of Statistics.
Roman Polanski: ‘I Thought She Was 13-and-a-Half’
ZURICH — Director Roman Polanski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she was 13-and-a-half at the time.
French-American Man Hates Himself
SEATTLE — A French-American man expressed deep loathingfor himself over the weekend.
