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Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars

By Editors The Skunk ⋅ August 1, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an offensive posture. Should scientists discover life on the red planet – including the tiniest microbes — President Bush said he is prepared to launch a preemptive attack with the “full force of the United States military.”
“Any bacteria found up there [...]

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