"Intelligent Design"
in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE:…
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McCain Calls for Gun Holiday
WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain today called for a three month “Gun Holiday,” during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.
McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me
John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by…
McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List
SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive…
"Activist Judge"
ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is…
Obama Campaign Booboo
With the Democratic primaries becoming ever more contentious and controversial, the campaign of Sen. Barack…
Bush's Other Daughter to Marry Aging Jewish Attorney
With the limelight focused on her twin sister’s upcoming nuptials, 26-year-old Barbara Bush revealed her…
Pelosi on McCain VP: Go Old
Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second-in-line for the presidency, said…
