in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE: “The universe was created by Intelligent Design. Republicans, not so
Month: April 2008
McCain Calls for Gun Holiday
WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain today called for a three month “Gun Holiday,” during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.
McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me
John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a ruling that would make him the President, effectively
McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List
SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain today gave a list
"Activist Judge"
ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is contrary to one’s own opinion, the justice shall be referred
Obama Campaign Booboo
With the Democratic primaries becoming ever more contentious and controversial, the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama ran into yet another hitch yesterday, when a back-ordered
Bush's Other Daughter to Marry Aging Jewish Attorney
With the limelight focused on her twin sister’s upcoming nuptials, 26-year-old Barbara Bush revealed her secret engagement to Sidney Bluchstein, a 57-year-old Jewish injury attorney
Pelosi on McCain VP: Go Old
Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second-in-line for the presidency, said in an interview yesterday, that John McCain, 70, should select
