“We want to make this a friendly split,” explained Barton, “but my family and I are willing to take whatever measures we deem necessary to protect our liberty.”
Month: November 2012
Lawmakers Consider Banning Heterosexuals from Military
Recent accusations of improper testosterone-driven conduct have outraged members of Congress, who claim the military is no place for unrestrained heterosexual behavior.
GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate
Republicans have been reflecting on the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to find an explanation for the humiliating defeat that left their party shell-shocked and grieving.
Chris Christie to Participate in Macy’s Parade as Balloon
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today announced that he will be joining Hello Kitty, SpongeBob Squarepants, Spiderman and Kermit the Frog as one of the
Your Dad Will Never Have as Much Money As Me
Commentary by Mitt Romney. Whether I am sworn in as the 45th president on January 20, 2013 or have the opportunity to give an incredibly humble, yet patriotic concession speech the night before, I will still, always and forever, have more money than your old man.
NY to Replace Subway Trains with Submarines
“Our cost analysis shows that it’s cheaper to replace the trains with submarines than it is to pump the water out of the tunnels,” said MTA spokesperson Kyle Blodgers.
