CUPERTINO, CA (TheSkunk.org) – Apple has announced the release of its new iPhone H hybrid, the first smart phone to include a gasoline engine that
Year: 2013
Spider Accuses Homeowners of Using Chemical Weapons
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — A black widow spider residing at the 3700 block of Elm Street has issued a formal protest against homeowners Mr. and
San Diego Issues Heightened Filner Alert
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) – Another mayoral harassment will occur sometime in the next 30 days, according to information obtained by the Department of Homeland Impurity.
San Diego Chicken Latest to Accuse Mayor Filner of Harassment
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) — A new victim has come forward to accuse Mayor Bob Filner of sexual harassment: The famous San Diego Chicken. “I once
British Men Encourage Princess Kate to Breastfeed in Public
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) — A survey released today reveals 93% of British men want Princess Catherine to breastfeed her baby in public. Although studies have shown
Donkey-Zebra Sex Outlawed in North Carolina
Raleigh, NC (TheSkunk.org) –The Republican controlled legislature today passed a bill banning donkeys from having sex with zebras. The “Zonkey Prohibition Act of 2014” sets
Royal Baby’s First Poop Goes on Display
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) – Prince William and Kate Middleton have donated the first poop of their newborn offspring to the Museum of London, where it will
Post Office to Feature Weiner Pics on Stamps
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new series of commemorative postage stamps featuring the controversial Anthony Weiner
George Zimmerman Rescues Family From Car Wreck, Then Shoots Them
Sanford, FL (TheSkunk.org) — George Zimmerman, the man whose acquittal in the Trayvon Martin shooting death evoked nationwide outrage, pulled four family members from a
A City in Indonesia Has Banned Female Flatulence in Public.
“As long as they have an exception for rape and incest, I guess I’m okay with it…”
Paula Balaban,
Kindergarten Teacher,
Bangor, ME
