Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for the poor conditions in which immigrant children are forced reside, President Trump today announced that he will be sending one “toilet of solid gold” to each of the 400 detention centers throughout the country.

“These toilets should convince the American people that I am treating these children with dignity,” said Trump.  “When a child defecates into its bowl, or drinks from its water, they will know they are interacting with the best toilet in the world.”

When asked about the cramped conditions of the camps and the lack of showers and beds, not to mention toilet paper, Trump went on offense. “The media refuses to mention the gold toilets,” he asserted,”because they are fake news.”