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Category: Culture
Al Qaeda Sues Mumbai Terrorists for Infringement
The Al Qaeda organization has filed papers in a Manhattan court, alleging that the militant group Lashkar-e-Taiba has infringed upon their intellectual property rights by creating an Al Qaeda-like attack in Mumbai, India, without authorization.
Oldest Woman in the World Dies at 115 from 'Unknown Causes'
LARAMIE, KY – Agnes Harper, the oldest woman in the world, died mysteriously in her sleep Thursday night at her nursing home. She was 115.
Forensic medical experts and homicide investigators are at a loss to explain her passing. “We haven’t ruled anything out,” said Chief Clyde Barnsdell of the Laramie Police Department. “Anytime a hundred-and-fifteen-year-old woman stops breathing for no apparent reason, it’s always suspicious.”
Court Orders Joe the Plumber Back to Anonymity
CLEVELAND — Joe the Plumber, the entrepreneur used as an example of an everyman by former presidential candidate John McCain, made it clear he wanted
Lack of Education Linked to Stupidity
CHICAGO — Pioneering research suggests that stupidity is much higher among people who lack an education. Researchers tested 200 adults from all regions of the country,
McCain to Enslave Poor
SUPREMECY, OH — In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation’s ailing economy, Senator John McCain today disclosed a new plan to allow small businesses to utilize the country’s poor without having to compensate them.
Spielberg to Direct Unauthorized Biography of Himself
Paramount Pictures has announced that Steven Spielberg will be directing a feature film based on a soon-to-be-released unauthorized biography of the filmmaker.
The Hollywoodland School of Acting for the Camera
Learn to act at the Hollwywoodland School of Acting for the Camera.
Jersey Man Gets Offer to Increase Penis Length in Anonymous Email
Jordan Harber, an assistant underwriter, received an email in his inbox this morning, offering to enlarge his penis for only $17.95. The payment, he was instructed, could be made by using any major credit card.
Ringling Bros. Acquires Lehman Bros.
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has acquired Lehman Brothers
