High School Junior Cannot Stop Using the Word 'Dude'
TEMPLE CITY, CA — High school junior Byron Carter has tried unsuccessfully for the last six months to utter a complete sentence that does not contain the word “dude” in it.
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Sexual Harassment Victim Praises Herman Cain for Jump-Starting Her Career
TOLEDO, OH — Another alleged victim to accuse Herman Cain of sexual harassment has stepped forward — not to blame him for his misdeeds, but to thank him for helping her secure a “plum job.”
Dogs Bomb Spay & Neuter Clinic
CONCORDE, NH — A group of dogs claimed responsibility for the bombing Thursday of a spay & neuter clinic run by a prominent veterinarian. In a statement released today, the canines called mandatory sterilization “an egregious overreach of local government” and “regulation run rampant.”
Herman Cain Denies Recognizing Front of Accuser's Head
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — In a press conference Tuesday, presidential candidate Herman Cain denied accusations of sexual harassment, declaring emphatically that he did not recognize the front of accuser Sharon Bialek’s head when he watched her read a statement on television.
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation’; Would Repeal Five of Them
House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'
WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”
Infamous Pubic Hair from 1991 Clarence Thomas Confirmation Hearings on Display at Smithsonian
The infamous pubic hair that almost derailed Justice Clarence Thomas’s Senate confirmation is on display at the Smithsonian.
Flight Delayed in 1966 Finally Takes Off
A flight delayed in 1966 finally gets the approval to take off.
Herman Cain Vows to Make Himself a 'One-Term President'
Herman Cain told supporters if he becomes president, he will work diligently to make sure he does not get elected to a second term.
New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew
A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.
