Scientific Community Bans Cloning of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
Featured
Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have…
Trump to Build His Own Prison
New York (TheSkunk.org) —- President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where…
EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water
The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.
Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time
In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
Coal Miners Blast Trump for Bringing Back Coal Mining
CUCUMBER, WV (TheSkunk.org) — A group of coal miners criticized President Trump today for his…
Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility
GREEN COUNTY, PA (TheSkunk.org) — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the…
Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead
HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the…
Trump to Pardon Bill Cosby
In a light night tweet, President-Elect Donald Trump yesterday said he would pardon comedian Bill Cosby, who faces prosecution on three counts of felony aggravated assault case from 2004.
Barron Trump to Serve as Secretary of Child Labor
President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has appointed his youngest son, Barron Trump, 10, to serve as head of the newly created Department of Child Labor.
