Trump to Re-Open U.S. Internment Camps; Will Make Japan Pay for It
Manzanar, CA (TheSkunk.org) – In his latest speech on foreign policy, Republican presidential candidate Donald…
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Tenants of Trump Tower Petition for Name Change
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) – Residents of Trump Tower have signed a petition asking that Trump’s…
Justice Ginsburg Apologizes for Calling Trump ‘A Faker’; Says ‘Egomaniacal Shit Stain’ More Appropriate
Had she thought about it, explained Ginsburg, she would have referred to the Republican Presidential nominee as an “ego-maniacal shit stain” or a “puss-infused phlegm ball.”
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Trump Vows to Bring Scalia Back from the Dead
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) — Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back…
Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions…
Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him
New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration,…
Bobby Jindal Unveils Campaign Strategy to Hypnotize Voters
Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate
The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate.
