Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Herman Cain T-Shirt
…and all I got was this lousy, minimum wage job.
Herman Cain Denies Recognizing Front of Accuser's Head
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — In a press conference Tuesday, presidential candidate Herman Cain denied accusations of sexual harassment, declaring emphatically that he did not recognize the front of accuser Sharon Bialek’s head when he watched her read a statement on television.
Befuddled Old Woman
From the producers of “The Amazing Race.” An elderly woman suffering from Alzheimer’s disease is airlifted to various locations around the world and told to find her way back home. Host: Simon Cowell.
Foghorn’s Leghorn
The famous 8-foot Looney Tunes rooster stars as the owner of a legal brothel in Nevada, called “The Roost.” Stars Chuck Woolery.
Me Too Out of Three
Panel of celebrities has to figure out which one of three contestants has not been sexually harassed by Donald Trump.
I Am Christ
A man who claims to be Jesus Christ confronts the realities of skepticism in 21st Century Chicago, when people refuse to believe in him. Stars Chuck Norris.
Jokes on Yu
Cruel and unusual practical jokes are played on Korean-American bookkeeper James Yu and his family. Hosted by Drew Carey.
Chronic Intervention
Believing their daughter to be a coked-up, drug-addicted whore, the Wiley family sends her off to a drug rehab program, where the counselors are only slightly more mixed up than the patients.
Who's the Homo?
An ultra-conservative Christian family in Tulsa unwittingly hires a gay grad student to be their housekeeper. Stars Kelsey Grammar.
Ask Dr. Murray
The convicted murderer of Michael Jackson answers questions from celebrities who’ve run out of their prescription medication and have nowhere else to turn.
