Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Trump Offers to Buy Iran, Evict ‘Tenants’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Calling the President’s recently negotiated treaty with the leadership of Iran…
Wishing You a Benevolent Skunk Day
Happy Skunk Day! I bet most of you didn’t even know this was a holiday….
Top Search Terms of the Week: June 12, 2015
It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the…
N. Carolina: No Public Services for Jews
RALEIGH, N.C. (TheSkunk.org) – The North Carolina legislature passed a bill today allowing public employees…
A prison worker was seduced by a convicted murderer and helped him escape.
It was foolish and dangerous. I meet all my convicted murderers on eHarmony.
— Letitia Fomnincha,
Fast Food Supervisor,
Fort Worth, TX
Dennis Hastert had sex with male students. Does that make him gay?
Depends on what he was wearing at the time.
— Chad Ordenhaever,
Barrista,
New Haven, CT
Should Caitlyn Jenner be allowed to use the ladies’ room?
“After she takes a few private lessons, and with enough practice, I don’t see why not.”
— Jennifer Turrow
Sleep Study Intern
Hope, Arkansas
Chinese Officials Go On Spending Spree with Hacked Credit Card Info
BEJING (TheSkunk.org) — The recent hacking by China into a US government employee database has…
Study: Delusional Candidates Unqualified for Presidency
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A recent report appearing in Psychology Today finds that unpopular presidential…
Bones Found in Desert Belong to Skeleton
The bones, hard and white, and of varying shapes and sizes, were discovered by some backpackers who were out for a day hike.
