Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
NASA Disappointed that Pluto Looks ‘Kinda Like the ‘Moon’
LAUREL, MD (TheSkunk.org) — After nine years and millions of dollars, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft…
Trump Offers to Buy Iran, Evict ‘Tenants’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Calling the President’s recently negotiated treaty with the leadership of Iran…
Wishing You a Benevolent Skunk Day
Happy Skunk Day! I bet most of you didn’t even know this was a holiday….
Top Search Terms of the Week: June 12, 2015
It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the…
N. Carolina: No Public Services for Jews
RALEIGH, N.C. (TheSkunk.org) – The North Carolina legislature passed a bill today allowing public employees…
A prison worker was seduced by a convicted murderer and helped him escape.
It was foolish and dangerous. I meet all my convicted murderers on eHarmony.
— Letitia Fomnincha,
Fast Food Supervisor,
Fort Worth, TX
Dennis Hastert had sex with male students. Does that make him gay?
Depends on what he was wearing at the time.
— Chad Ordenhaever,
Barrista,
New Haven, CT
Should Caitlyn Jenner be allowed to use the ladies’ room?
“After she takes a few private lessons, and with enough practice, I don’t see why not.”
— Jennifer Turrow
Sleep Study Intern
Hope, Arkansas
Chinese Officials Go On Spending Spree with Hacked Credit Card Info
BEJING (TheSkunk.org) — The recent hacking by China into a US government employee database has…
Study: Delusional Candidates Unqualified for Presidency
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A recent report appearing in Psychology Today finds that unpopular presidential…
