Cats No Longer Considered Mammals
PRAGUE (TheSkunk.org) – “Down with Cats!” was the cry from a group of renowned animal scientists meeting in the Czech Republic on Sunday. An overwhelming
NASA Disappointed that Pluto Looks ‘Kinda Like the ‘Moon’
LAUREL, MD (TheSkunk.org) — After nine years and millions of dollars, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft has sent back images of Pluto, revealing it to be
Trump Offers to Buy Iran, Evict ‘Tenants’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Calling the President’s recently negotiated treaty with the leadership of Iran “bad business, through and through,” billionaire real estate mogul Donald
Wishing You a Benevolent Skunk Day
Happy Skunk Day! I bet most of you didn’t even know this was a holiday. That’s right, it’s National Skunk Day again, and boy, do
Top Search Terms of the Week: June 12, 2015
It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the week. These are actual search terms that were used to
N. Carolina: No Public Services for Jews
RALEIGH, N.C. (TheSkunk.org) – The North Carolina legislature passed a bill today allowing public employees to deny services to Jews. The “Freedom to Ignore Jews
A prison worker was seduced by a convicted murderer and helped him escape.
It was foolish and dangerous. I meet all my convicted murderers on eHarmony.
— Letitia Fomnincha,
Fast Food Supervisor,
Fort Worth, TX
Dennis Hastert had sex with male students. Does that make him gay?
Depends on what he was wearing at the time.
— Chad Ordenhaever,
Barrista,
New Haven, CT
Should Caitlyn Jenner be allowed to use the ladies’ room?
“After she takes a few private lessons, and with enough practice, I don’t see why not.”
— Jennifer Turrow
Sleep Study Intern
Hope, Arkansas
Chinese Officials Go On Spending Spree with Hacked Credit Card Info
BEJING (TheSkunk.org) — The recent hacking by China into a US government employee database has allowed Chinese officials to utilize stolen credit card information to
