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August 1, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

North Korea Prepares to Launch Tinker Toys, Legos

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North Korea Prepares to Launch Tinker Toys, Legos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — North Korea is preparing to launch a missile armed with Tinker Toys and red Legos, according to the U.S. State Department.

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July 17, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Obama to Send Former President Bush to World's Hot Spots

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Obama to Send Former President Bush to World's Hot Spots

WASHINGTON, DC — In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world.

September 7, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Election 2008
Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have

August 29, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

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Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election.

August 25, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Election 2008
Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of

August 6, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass

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Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night after a confrontation with former president Bill Clinton, who was vacationing in the resort town with his family.

May 25, 2008June 11, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, has come

May 11, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack Obama is good for the Democratic Party. At

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