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Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010
Every year, television networks reject a large number of advertisements from airing on the Super Bowl broadcast. Here’s an assortment of commercials that were rejected from this year’s big game: “Itchy Pussy” Next Commercial »
Super Bowl delayed to give fan time to purchase TV
TOLEDO, Ohio — Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase his first HD television set, return home and install it, without missing any of the big game. “We’re happy to push back the kickoff time so that Mr. Archburn won’t have to miss a second of the exciting play-by-play
Tea Party divided over brewed or steeped
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tempers rose and tea bags flew everywhere at the first national Tea Party conference, as attendees became embroiled in a bitter dipute over the specific type of beverage referred to in their their
Toyota blames acceleration problem on faulty cup holders
Driver at risk of peeing on himself. NAGOYA/DETROIT — Toyota announced today is has identified a defect in the design of its cup holders as the source of acceleration problems associated with its popular Corolla,
Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads
CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steven Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten million iPads to Haiti to aid the disaster-stricken country. According to Jobs, the tiny island nation will be the first market in the world to receive
Americans turn to Haiti for medical care
PORT-AU-PRICE, Haiti — Scores of ailing Americans arrive in this impoverished country by the hour, seeking life-saving medical treatment — unavailable to them in the states — from the best doctors and nurses
Are the Republicans making a comeback?
“Yeah, and so is my old man’s dead brother — not the one who died of natural causes, I mean the other one, the one I call ‘Uncle Evidence.’” – Vinnie “Lead Pipe” Traxell, Inmate #4566-A43, NJ Federal Corrections Facility
Racist councilman sues himself for slander
SANTA CLARITA, CA – A city councilman who referred to himself as a “proud racist” -– a characterization he vehemently refutes — has sued himself for slander. Councilman Bob Kellar, a former two-time mayor, tried to clarify the controversy by admitting he had indeed uttered the words “I am a proud racist” at a recent anti-immigration
