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Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians

Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 6, 2008

FULLERTON, CA — At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the rise of what they call “Activist Christians.” “Christians should follow the bible exactly as it is written,” said Judge James B. Coronado, ”and not try to interpret it for their

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The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1

The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 27, 2008

ac-tiv-ist judge (ak’ tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court’s ruling is contrary to one’s own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an “activist judge.” USAGE: “The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by

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