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Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.
WASHINGTON, DC – In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government. “We can keep the showy remnants of our democracy,” explained Gingrich, “while ceding ultimate power to a white male whose God-given Christian authority would
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Christ’s lover chastises gay marriage opponents
SACRAMENTO — Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities. Josephson, who wasn’t mentioned in the bible (“they cut out my scene”), implored Christ’s “flock”
Ted Haggard to start youth camp for sexy boys
COLORADO SPRINGS — Disgraced Christian minister turned disgraced gay minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys. A press release issued from Haggard’s living room iMac touts the camp as a “place for handsome teenage males to explore their
New Chrysler model powered by prayer
DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA — Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC, in partnership with pastor Rick Warren, has introduced a new model called the Jesus Chrysler. This alternative energy vehicle forgoes the conventional gasoline engine, running
Man’s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO
MESA, AZ — A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle. “I was masturbating last Friday, which I always do sitting
