McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 29, 2008

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant — as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the “horny” vote to his camp.  “In my search for a running mate,

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