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Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #6

Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 | #6

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 7, 2010

“The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes” « Previous Commercial

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The Skunk News | January 2010

The Skunk News | January 2010

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 18, 2010

The Skunk News Webcast from January 2010. John McCain’s new book. More on Tiger Woods. Obama’s Hollywood dreams.

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GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 15, 2010

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of a government funded “public option” to provide medical aid to

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Palin fans can’t read book

Palin fans can’t read book

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 8, 2009

FORKS BEND, KY – Some fans of Sarah Palin were disappointed with the former Alaska Governor’s best seller, “Going Rogue,” when they realized they were unable

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Palin accidentally burns her own book

Palin accidentally burns her own book

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 14, 2009

ANTWILLIE, TENN — Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin attended a book burning rally Friday, where she unwittingly participated in the incineration of hundreds of copies of her upcoming autobiography “Going Rogue.” Palin made the planned stop at the small Church of Righteous Indignation to

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Palin vagina announces run for senate

Palin vagina announces run for senate

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 10, 2009

The vagina of former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this morning its plan to run for the Senate seat from Alaska in 2010. Palin speaks without the benefit of her vagina The vagina said it is no longer associated with Palin, and looks forward to expressing its own views, independent

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Sarah Palin to run for Governor of Alaska

Sarah Palin to run for Governor of Alaska

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 13, 2009

ANCHORAGE — Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has announced plans to run for Governor of Alaska in the 2010 election. Citing her self-abbreviated previous term as Chief Executive of the country’s largest state, the dropout governor asserted that her two-and-a-half-years-in-office gives

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Palin baby to be sacrificed to volcano gods

Palin baby to be sacrificed to volcano gods

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 10, 2009

JUNEAU, AK — Sniglet Palin, three-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is scheduled to be thrown into Mt. Redoubt, a 10,197-foot active volcano 103 miles west of Anchorage, to please the fire

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Alaska Supreme Court to rule on partial-term administrations

Alaska Supreme Court to rule on partial-term administrations

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 16, 2009

JUNEAU, AK — No sooner did Governor Sarah Palin decide to abort her term in office after serving only two-and-a-half years, than debate began among Alaskans as to what constitutes a so-called “partial-term” administration. The Alaska Supreme Court today is hearing arguments on both

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Palin pronounced brain-dead

Palin pronounced brain-dead

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 4, 2009

WASILLA — Alaska Governor Sarah Plain was pronounced brain-dead Friday after reporters found her outside her Wasilla home, mumbling incoherently. Wasilla Fire Department Capt. Ben Stemple said that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Palin was telling reporters

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Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.

Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 19, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government. “We can keep the showy remnants of our democracy,” explained Gingrich, “while ceding ultimate power to a

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Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat

Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 29, 2008

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to Frickin Johnston on Sunday. The 7 pound,

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Santa Won’t be Coming to Your Town

Santa Won’t be Coming to Your Town

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 21, 2008

Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.

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Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call

Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 1, 2008

JUNEAU, AK — Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she believed was Jesus Christ, who promised to make her president in 2012.  The call was later revealed to be a prank. “The voice sounded like it could easily have been that of our lord

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The Academy of Sarah Palin Lookalikes

The Academy of Sarah Palin Lookalikes

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 29, 2008

Ever wonder where all those Sarah Palin lookalikes come from?

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Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL’s Tina Fey

Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL’s Tina Fey

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 4, 2008

NEW YORK — In yet another stunning announcement from the McCain campaign, the Republican presidential nominee said that he will be replacing his vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin, with Tina Fey, the writer-producer-actor who portrayed Palin in a  series of sketches on Saturday Night

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Russian Plans to Invade Alaskan Air Space Thwarted by Governor Palin

Russian Plans to Invade Alaskan Air Space Thwarted by Governor Palin

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 29, 2008

WASILLA, AK– A secret Russian military operation designed to fly President Putin through Alaskan airspace and return him safely to Moscow was thwarted by Governor Sarah Palin, when she went on a major American television network and revealed the plan.  “As Putin rears his head and comes

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Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young

Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 17, 2008

WASHINGTON — Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the presidency, expressed her disappointment in the selection of Sarah Palin as the Republican VP candidate, saying that John McCain, 72, should have

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President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call

President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 15, 2008

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Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 10, 2008

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin by uttering the phrase “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” This offended Osco, a locally raised, lipstick-wearing pig

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Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 9, 2008

LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself “in a family way” — again. “How wonderful it would be to conceive a child in the

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Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 7, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice

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Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 6, 2008

DRAPER, UT — Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10 years to life at Utah State Prison, has started a fresh chapter in his life with the declaration of his newly inspired devotion to the Republican party.  Jeffs

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McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 5, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS – On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another startling announcement, this time telling an audience of steelworkers that 16-year-old Emma Rae Schurr of Bulls Gap, Tennessee will be his

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Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 4, 2008

ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention.  What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator

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Palin’s three-year-old daughter pregnant

Palin’s three-year-old daughter pregnant

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 4, 2008

ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant. “We’re very proud that Sniglet has chosen to keep the baby,” said Palin, “and prouder that she was able to do it without any

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Statutory rape to be legal in Alaska

Statutory rape to be legal in Alaska

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 1, 2008

JUNEAU, AK — Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has proposed new legislation that would legalize sexual relations with a minor. “Bristol’s Law,” named after Gov. Palin’s 17-year-old daughter who was impregnated by an 18 year old hockey

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McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 29, 2008

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant — as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the “horny” vote to his camp. “In my search for a

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