super delegates
Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code
Brothers Joshua and Michael Claremont, the DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process, have been tapped by the federal government to revamp the tax code.
“These fellows did such a bang-up job with our convoluted process of selecting a presidential candidate,” said Senator Max Baucas (Dem-MT), Chariman of the Senate Finance [...]
Super Delegate Can’t Fly
Jackson Blaine, a Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and legs Thursday, after jumping from a fourth floor window at the DNC Headquarters in Nashville, in his attempt to “fly faster than a speeding bullet.”
“We tried to tell him that Super Delegates have no special powers,” [...]
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