McCain Reclassified as “Dwarf Republican”
Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in…
Month: 16 years ago
McCain Advises Iraqi Pilots to Get Shot Down
Recounting how his own Naval record — being shot out of the sky as a…
New Bush Advisor: Obama
Citing Barack Obama’s “wisdom beyond his years,” President Bush revealed today that he will be…
