Year: 2008

• Election 2008

New Bush Advisor: Obama

Editors July 15, 2008

Citing Barack Obama’s “wisdom beyond his years,” President Bush revealed today that he will be heeding the...

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• Election 2008

McCain Gets 58% of Jowl Vote

Editors June 27, 2008

In a nationwide survey conducted Tuesday, John McCain received the support of 58% of Americans with droopy...

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• Politics

NASA Scientists Reveal McCain Dead for Years

Editors June 22, 2008

Satellite imagery from NASA’s LANDSAT program has revealed striking evidence that John McCain died over 50,000 years...

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• Election 2008

McCain to Form Committee on Pandering

Editors June 17, 2008

John McCain has formed a committee to track down Americans to whom he has not yet pandered....

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• Election 2008

The Onion Endorses Kucinich

Editors June 4, 2008

“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.

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• Election 2008

Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher

Editors May 31, 2008

As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,”...

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• Election 2008

McCain Designs New Logo for Obama

Editors May 30, 2008

In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a...

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• Skunk Nation

Disgruntled Former White House Staffers Critical of Disgruntled Former White House Staffer

Editors May 30, 2008

Disgruntled former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has come under fire from other disgruntled former White...

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• Election 2008

Clinton Fundraiser: Win a Date with Hillary

Editors May 25, 2008

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay in the...

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• Election 2008

McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement

Editors May 24, 2008

John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor McCheese. “On...

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