Year: 2008

• Culture

Jersey Man Gets Offer to Increase Penis Length in Anonymous Email

Editors September 16, 2008

Jordan Harber, an assistant underwriter, received an email in his inbox this morning, offering to enlarge his...

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• Video

Proposition 95

Editors September 16, 2008

Confused about Proposition 95? This political commercial might help. But we doubt it.

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• Culture

Ringling Bros. Acquires Lehman Bros.

Editors September 15, 2008

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has acquired Lehman Brothers

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• Election 2008

President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call

Editors September 15, 2008

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• Election 2008

Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama

Editors September 14, 2008

POETS BEND, IL — “Bring back Barack!”  came the cries from this small town on the southside...

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• Election 2008

Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

Editors September 10, 2008

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin...

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• Election 2008

Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

Editors September 9, 2008

LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and...

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• Featured
• Skunk Nation

Bush Library: “Not in My backyard”

Editors September 8, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- The creation of the George W. Bush Presidential Library hit yet another snag this...

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• Election 2008

Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Editors September 7, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women...

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• Crime

Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

Editors September 6, 2008

Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp Warren Jeffs converted to Republicanism.

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