Year: 2008

• Election 2008

McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate

Editors August 23, 2008

ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will...

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• Election 2008

Obama Chooses Self for V.P.

Editors August 21, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a stunning turn of events early this morning, Senator Barack Obama announced that...

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• Election 2008

McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

Editors August 20, 2008

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly...

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• Election 2008

McCain Vetting VPs over Strip Poker

Editors August 20, 2008

John McCain will be hosting an evening of strip poker at his ranch in Sedona, Arizona.

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• Skunk Nation

Cheney to Build Abu Ghraib Amusement Park

Editors August 18, 2008

Dick Cheney plans to build a theme park inspired by the infamous Baghdad prison complex. Located just...

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• Election 2008

McCain Sets New Record for Use of Term "Surge"

Editors August 17, 2008

LOS ANGELES – Before an audience of mostly independent voters, Senator John McCain mentioned the word “Surge”...

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• Culture
• olympics

Palestinian Athlete Refuses to Breathe Same Air as Israeli Team

Editors August 16, 2008

A Palestinian Olympic swimmer has declared he will not “breathe the same air” as the Israeli athletes....

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• The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed

"Marriage"

Editors August 16, 2008

mar · riage (mar’ ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for...

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• olympics
• Sports

Chinese Accuse Phelps of Performance Enhancement

Editors August 15, 2008

BEIJING -- Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelps has been accused by Chinese officials of ingesting highly nutritious substances...

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• Election 2008

McCain to Defend Georgia with “Surge of One”

Editors August 14, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC — John McCain has volunteered to pilot an F-16 to confront the Russian army and...

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