Year: 2009

• Celebrity
• Entertainment

Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams Slighted in Jackson Will

Editors July 2, 2009

HOLLYWOOD -- Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael...

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• Celebrity

Jackson's Black Body Also Found Dead

Editors July 1, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found...

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• Politics

Gov. Sanford Sent Same Sex Letter to all Mistresses

Editors July 1, 2009

Gov. Sanford sent the same sex letter to all his mistresses, and boy are they pissed.

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• Economy

IOUs Become Official Currency of California

Editors July 1, 2009

SACRAMENTO -- Governor Schwarzenegger today declared that IOUs will be the new currency of the State of...

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• International

After Recount, Ahmadinejad Has 110% of Vote

Editors June 30, 2009

TEHRAN -- After an exhaustive recount of the election results, the Iranian ruling clerics have determined that...

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• Crime
• Skunk Classics

Madoff Looks Forward to Life After Prison

Editors June 29, 2009

NEW YORK -- Convicted financier Bernie Madoff, sentenced to 150 years for perpetrating the largest financial scam...

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• Culture

Bits of Plastic Found in Backyard May Be from Target

Editors June 28, 2009

A Montana couple found bits of broken plastic buried on their property that appear to have been...

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• Celebrity

Shlockheads Mourn Loss of Pitchman Billy Mays

Editors June 28, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Cases of OxiClean and the Handy Switch have been flying off the shelves in...

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• Entertainment

Plans Intact for Michael Jackson to Appear in Concert

Editors June 27, 2009

LONDON – Faced with the possibility of refunding $85 million in tickets sales, promoters for the concert...

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• Entertainment

Ayatollah Accused of Rigging 'Iranian Idol' Contest

Editors June 26, 2009

TEHRAN -- Iranian Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei has been accused of rigging the results of the...

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