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Miley Cyrus to Replace Paul Walker in ‘Fast & Furious’ Sequel
HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheSkunk.org) — Twerky-jerky pop star Miley Cyrus will be replacing the late actor Paul Walker in the “Fast & Furious” sequels, according to
War on Christmas ‘Winnable’ Say Jewish Lawmakers
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Members of the Congressional Jewish Caucus Tuesday issued a statement expressing their belief that the ongoing war on Christmas can be won
Rand Paul’s Plagiarism Apology Lifted from Anthony Weiner Speech
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Sen. Rand Paul’s apology for using plagiarized passages in his speeches appears to have been extracted from a speech given by former
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of healthcare that would base insurance rates on the color of
Congressional Hearing Reveals Millions Have Trouble Signing Up for Death Panels
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — In yet another blow to the launch of the Affordable Care Act, users who tried to sign up for death panel benefits
Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop icon Michael Jackson, plans to open a new medical clinic
First Death Attributed to the Affordable Care Act
MICHIGAN (TheSkunk.org) — A man was found dead in his apartment Monday, an apparent victim of the damaging effects of the Affordable Care Act. The
GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that his presidency is not legitimate, the government shutdown caused by