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Year: 2017

December 30, 2017December 31, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing

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Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have mysteriously vanished, according to Pentagon officials. The vehicles, painted in

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November 26, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Trump to Build His Own Prison

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Trump to Build His Own Prison

New York (TheSkunk.org) —- President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where he plans to reside with his family in about nine

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October 24, 2017November 27, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water

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EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water

The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms

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Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures in order to assure victories in the forthcoming congressional races. 

August 6, 2017November 28, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time

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Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time

In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”

April 1, 2017April 1, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Coal Miners Blast Trump for Bringing Back Coal Mining

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Coal Miners Blast Trump for Bringing Back Coal Mining

CUCUMBER, WV (TheSkunk.org) — A group of coal miners criticized President Trump today for his pledge to bring back coal mining by rolling back Obama-era

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March 6, 2017November 30, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility

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Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility

GREEN COUNTY, PA (TheSkunk.org) — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the maximum security facility where he is serving a sentence of

February 6, 2017February 9, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead

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Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead

HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the investigators Donald Trump sent to Hawaii over five years ago

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