Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter
Author: Braddon Mendelson
Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South Carolina senator’s transition from “something humanoid” to a “worshipping, ass-kissing,
Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for the poor conditions in which immigrant children are forced reside,
Poll: Cat Turd Leads Trump by 11 Percentage Points Nationally in Head-to-Head Matchup
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that Trump would lose to excrement from various animals, including a
Queen Elizabeth Felt ‘Violated’ Every Time Hand Kissed
BUCKINGHAM PALACE (TheSkunk.org) – Queen Elizabeth II today revealed she felt “violated” thousands of times over the past 70 years as dignitaries from around the
Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address
As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it
Is it okay for cashiers to say ‘Merry Christmas’?
The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.
— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio
Should Cashiers Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to customers?
Yes, but only to the Jewish ones, just to see what kind of reaction they get.
— Rabbi Moses Edelberger,
Cincinnati, Ohio
Oscars to Give Out ‘Participation’ Awards
The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.
Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
