Pizza Delivery Boy Retiring from Adult Film Industry
CANOGA PARK, CA — A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.
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Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs
“I’m not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad — those are very useful items,” said Cain, “but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99.”
Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies
Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”
iPad 4 Will Have Screen as Large as Six Football Fields
Apple announced today the release of the fourth generation of its successful tablet computer.
Herman Cain Remakes Classic 1950s SciFi Movie
GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain stars in a remake of a cult classic.
Bachmann Would Reintroduce Smallpox to America
Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told a crowd of Tea Party members on Tuesday the first thing she would do as president is reintroduce the smallpox virus back into nature.
Zombies No Longer Required to Extend Arms Out in Front
AMSTERDAM — In a reversal on a policy that dates back over 1300 years, Zombies are no longer required to lift and hold their arms outstretched in front of themselves.
House Tea Party Members Confused Over what just Happened
The passage of the debt-ceiling compromise bill has left Tea Party congressional members wondering what they voted for.
House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months
Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.
Murdochs Make Offer to Acquire UK Parliament
Publishing tycoon Rupert Murdoch and his son James made an offer to purchase the British Parliament.
What are their plans?
