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Circuit City Sells Last of Broken Shit for 50% Off

Editors February 21, 2009

HARDENBERG, KS -- Circuit City has sold the last of its broken shit at amazing discounts of...

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New Chrysler Model Powered by Prayer

Editors January 21, 2009

DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA -- Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC,...

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Donald Trump to Purchase Hanoi Hilton

Editors January 17, 2009

HANOI, VIETNAM -- Donald Trump has made an offer to purchase the "Hanoi Hilton," the infamous Vietnamese...

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Congress Tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to Make Shittier Vehicles

Editors January 3, 2009

WASHINGTON -- The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to "tone...

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Man's Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO

Editors January 2, 2009

A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on...

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Madoff Asks Government for Money to Pay Off Earlier Investors

Editors December 22, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Wall Street investment manager Bernard Madoff appeared before a congressional committee Monday to ask...

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Man Sells Stuff on eBay to Pay for other Stuff

Editors December 10, 2008

TRENTON -- A New Jersey man sold some of his stuff on eBay last week, and plans...

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Automakers Form Suicide Pact

Editors December 5, 2008

DETROIT -- The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail...

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GM CEO Says Employees will Work for $1 if Company Receives Bailout

Editors December 2, 2008

DETROIT — On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally’s promise to work for $1 per year...

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"Black Friday" to Be Renamed Under Obama

Editors November 28, 2008

CHICAGO -- As one of his first orders as President of the United States, Barack Obama pledged...

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