HONOLULU -- Troubled by its reputation as a tropical paradise, Hawaii is on a quest to change...
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LOS ANGELES, CA -- In an attempt to lower costs for law enforcement, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is...
WASHINGTON, DC -- Congressman Sal Dennison (D-OH) successfully inserted an amendment into a House bill, which would...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- North Korea is preparing to launch a missile armed with Tinker Toys and red...
In his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh regretted not holding Michael Jackson in his arms before...
FOGSHAFT, OR -- A reenactment of a fatal train crash that killed 13 people last month resulted...
SEDONA, AZ -- Senator John McCain today announced plans to build his own presidential library, despite the...
BEVERLY HILLS -- A popular dermatologist was repulsed by a particularly gross looking acne blemish on the...
NETHERLANDS -- An invasion of termites that completely devoured the inventory of the Clicken Cläcken Wooden Shoe...
PITTSBURGH -- High school senior Sean Allwinter prematurely ejaculated in his pants last Friday while on a...
