A new biography hitting bookstore shelves on Friday paints a dim portrait of President William Henry Harrison....
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SANTA CLARITA, CA -- Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting...
Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new...
OKALHOMA CITY -- An information technology consultant was banned for life by Goodwill Industries from donating any...
ZURICH -- Director Roman Polanski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief...
PURCHASE, NY -- Banking on consumers so unquenched they’ll drink anything, PepsiCo announced today production of a...
Despite the growing demand, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S....
NEW YORK -- A book scheduled for release next week claims The Onion makes up all its...
RAMSDELL, MO -- A suicide note left by a local man demonstrated a remarkably poor understanding of...
Four-year-old Billy Tipton's best friend -- an imaginary owl named Scabooboo -- ovedosed last night on an...
