BOSTON (TheSkunk.org) — NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that if the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing had been carrying their own bombs,
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Man Who Watched Entire Dorner Saga Unfold on TV Claims Reward Money
An unemployed bartender who watched the entire Dorner investigation on TV was the recipient of the $1 million reward.
Fugitive Squirrel Lurking Somewhere in Neighborhood
Deputies are combing the neighborhood for the suspected nut grabber.
Historic Document Reveals Founding Fathers Wanted Mentally Ill to Kill Many People at Once
“A free state must not constrain an individual from eradicating his fellow citizens en masse,” wrote Adams.
NRA Opposes Ban on Poison Blow Darts
NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre said the ban on poison blow darts should be lifted “once and for all.”
Florida Passes ‘Kill the Negro’ Law
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Republican Governor Rick Scott today signed legislation that would make it legal to use lethal force against black citizens if they appear threatening, frightening, or just “dark and ominous.”
Mastermind in ‘Bees for Honey’ Ring Nabbed in Sting Operation
Federal agents announced Monday the arrest of Guillermo “The Beekeeper” Patterson, leader of the notorious “Bees for Honey” ring.
Explosion at Sugar Refinery Causes Carameltdown
SWEETWATER, TX — An explosion at a major sugar refinery occurred last night, as stunned employees stared on with glazed expressions.
Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
Murder-Suicide Attempt Thwarted when Suspect Kills Self First
SEATTLE (TheSkunk.org) — The plans of a disgruntled accountant to kill his co-workers with a handgun and then take his own life were foiled Thursday, when the distraught and confused sociopath mistakenly pulled the trigger on himself first.
