SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) – Another mayoral harassment will occur sometime in the next 30 days, according to information obtained by the Department of Homeland Impurity.
Category: Culture
Post Office to Feature Weiner Pics on Stamps
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new series of commemorative postage stamps featuring the controversial Anthony Weiner
George Zimmerman Rescues Family From Car Wreck, Then Shoots Them
Sanford, FL (TheSkunk.org) — George Zimmerman, the man whose acquittal in the Trayvon Martin shooting death evoked nationwide outrage, pulled four family members from a
NSA Leaker Snowden Executed by Chinese as ‘Preventative Measure’
BEIJING (TheSkunk.org) — Edward Snowden, the 29-year-old college dropout whose disclosure of top secret U.S. government security information caused a storm of controversy, has been
Disney Acquires Porn Company
BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media, the country’s largest producer of hardcore adult entertainment. The announcement
It’s National Skunk Day, Again
It’s that time of year when we celebrate those odoriferous little creatures who have showered humanity with untold moments of rancidity and redolence. Of course,
IRS Accused of Extorting Millions from Working-Class Americans
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Internal Revenue Service targeted millions of citizens in a wide-ranging extortion ring, according to a new report published Monday. IRS employees
NRA’s LaPierre: ‘Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns’
RICHMOND, VA (TheSkunk.org) — As Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli attempts to bring anti-sodomy laws back to his state, NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre warned that
NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
BOSTON (TheSkunk.org) — NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that if the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing had been carrying their own bombs,
