Alien Refutes Abductee's Version of Events
A man’s account of being abducted by aliens is being disputed by the aliens.
What really happened?
Culture
Straight Man Likes to Act Gay
A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then “just for fun.”
Showtime Premieres 'Dixter'; Rapist with a Heart
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — Adding to its string of successful, edgy and over-the-top programs that explore the sinister side of humanity, Showtime has ordered 13 episodes of ‘Dixter,’ a dark comedy that revolves around a compulsive, yet loveable serial rapist.
Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
A Farberson Family Christmas
Join the Farberson siblings for some good ol’ Christmas cheer.
‘Groin Bomber’ Apprehended by TSA
MIAMI (TheSkunk.org) — A man with a fleshy, cylindrical apparatus dangling from his groin was arrested today as he tried to board a plane destined for New York.
News Anchor Bullied by Comedian Commits Professional Suicide
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — He just couldn’t take it any more. Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network. The unwelcome barbs from Jon Stewart, belittling Sanchez’s intelligence and professionalism, became so unbearable for the newsman, he took his own career.
Masturbators Choose O’Donnell Over Palin
Images of anti-masturbation crusader Christine O’Donnell, the Tea Party’s newest phenomenon, are preferred two-to-one over those of Sarah Palin, according to a survey of 1000 compulsive masturbators.
Kardashians' Dead Father to Get Reality Show
The late Robert Kardashian, an attorney who was a member of O.J. Simpson’s murder defense team and the biological father to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, has inked a deal to star in a new reality series for Bravo, entitled “Resurrecting Kardashian.”
Murder-Suicide Attempt Thwarted when Suspect Kills Self First
SEATTLE (TheSkunk.org) — The plans of a disgruntled accountant to kill his co-workers with a handgun and then take his own life were foiled Thursday, when the distraught and confused sociopath mistakenly pulled the trigger on himself first.
