At Carnival, Every Deck is a Poop Deck
Carnival Cruise Line’s new “Go Where You Are” policy allows passengers to complete their business wherever they are on the ship.
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Pope Offered Job as Tobacco Lobbyist
Ending days of speculation on what Pope Benedict XVI will be doing in retirement now that he has announced his resignation, the Pontiff told reporters he has accepted a job with RJ Reynolds Tobacco, and will be working to help Congress draft laws that are “sensible for the tobacco industry.”
Fugitive Squirrel Lurking Somewhere in Neighborhood
Deputies are combing the neighborhood for the suspected nut grabber.
AAA Warns Members of Government ‘Car Grabbers’
“If the government sends their black helicopters to come after our cars,” said AAA President and CEO Robert Darbelnet, “they will be in for the fight of their lives.”
Les Misérables Secret Revealed: Directing Was All Pre-Recorded
Les Misérables actors took directions from director Tom Hooper’s prerecorded video
10 New State Laws for 2013
Ten new state laws you should know about.
Historic Document Reveals Founding Fathers Wanted Mentally Ill to Kill Many People at Once
“A free state must not constrain an individual from eradicating his fellow citizens en masse,” wrote Adams.
Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon
Speaker John Boehner proposed replacing Medicare with a coupon good for 10% off at Applebee’s restaurants.
Apple to Manufacture iMacs in U.S. with Chinese Workers
Apple executives believe it has become financially advantageous to assemble the computers domestically, using Chinese labor.
5000 New Starbucks to Open Inside Starbucks
The store openings will ease the problem of customers not having anything to drink while waiting in line to order their drink.
