Local Family Wants to Secede from Neighborhood
“We want to make this a friendly split,” explained Barton, “but my family and I are willing to take whatever measures we deem necessary to protect our liberty.”
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Lawmakers Consider Banning Heterosexuals from Military
Recent accusations of improper testosterone-driven conduct have outraged members of Congress, who claim the military is no place for unrestrained heterosexual behavior.
GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate
Republicans have been reflecting on the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to find an explanation for the humiliating defeat that left their party shell-shocked and grieving.
NY to Replace Subway Trains with Submarines
“Our cost analysis shows that it’s cheaper to replace the trains with submarines than it is to pump the water out of the tunnels,” said MTA spokesperson Kyle Blodgers.
Black Guy Who Appears Behind Romney at Campaign Rallies Asks for Raise
George K. Johnson, who was brought onto the Romney campaign in 2011 to “give the illusion of African America support,” said he receives $5 per appearance.
Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election
Romney said the library will offer a comprehensive look at his presidency, including an entire wing dedicated to “my landslide victory in the 2012 election.”
Undecided Voters Drawn Toward Romney's Indecisiveness
A new survey today of undecided voters found that either 60% or 75% or 32% of them were drawn toward Mitt Romney, because of the kinship they feel with the former Massachusetts Governor’s history of flip-flops, indecisiveness and fluctuating opinions.
Romney Campaign Reveals Debate Zingers
DENVER (TheSkunk.org) — The Romney campaign has released a list of the so-called “zingers” Governor…
Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broadway Musical
An angry mob of Mormon activists broke through the gates of the New Zealand embassy to protest the Broadway musical “the Book of Mormon.”
Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory
Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.
