Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate
Mitt Romney surprised pundits on both sides of the aisle today when he announced his wallet will be joining the GOP ticket as his vice presidential running mate.
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North Korea’s ‘Satellites at Bottom of Sea’ Program a Success
North Korea successfully launched another multi-million dollar piece of technology to the floor of the Atlantic Ocean.
GOP Dead at 156
The Republican Party was found dead in its apartment Thursday, the victim of apparent suicide.
68% of Republicans Favor Concession Speech by Romney Over Santorum
Republicans overwhelmingly prefer Mitt Romney over Rick Santorum to make the late night concession speech and conciliatory phone call to Obama, according to a new poll released today.
10 Most Restrictive Anti-Woman Laws of 2012
The ten most restrictive anti-woman laws passed by state legislatures in 2012.
Nationwide Theft of Fleet Enemas Sign of Struggling Economy, Mass Constipation
Over the past six months, the iconic green and white, oblong boxes have been reportedly pilfered from hundreds of retailers nationwide.
Virginia Governor Changes State’s Name to ‘Vagina’
“The State of Virginia cares about your vagina,” said McDonnell at a ceremony marking the state’s new moniker, “and that’s we can proudly say we are now all citizens of Vagina, and why I’m so proud to serve as your duly elected Vaginal head.”
Google Takes Street View into People's Houses, Apartments
Google photographers will be sent into every residential house and apartment across the country, photographing each bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, nook, and cranny.
Would-Be Assassins Dissatisfied with GOP Candidates
A new CNN poll released today shows 83 percent of would-be assassins are dissatisfied with the current field of Republican presidential candidates.
Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media
BOSTON — Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.
