Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
Category: Science & Tech
Scientific Community Bans Cloning of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water
The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
Urine Recycling Big Business in California
Lawmakers have ordered residents to relieve themselves into plastic bottles, which they are to place on their curbs for daily pickup.
NASA Disappointed that Pluto Looks ‘Kinda Like the ‘Moon’
LAUREL, MD (TheSkunk.org) — After nine years and millions of dollars, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft has sent back images of Pluto, revealing it to be
Bones Found in Desert Belong to Skeleton
The bones, hard and white, and of varying shapes and sizes, were discovered by some backpackers who were out for a day hike.
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of healthcare that would base insurance rates on the color of
Congressional Hearing Reveals Millions Have Trouble Signing Up for Death Panels
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — In yet another blow to the launch of the Affordable Care Act, users who tried to sign up for death panel benefits
Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop icon Michael Jackson, plans to open a new medical clinic
