Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop…
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New iPhone Hybrid Has Gasoline Engine That Kicks In When Power Dies
CUPERTINO, CA (TheSkunk.org) – Apple has announced the release of its new iPhone H hybrid,…
NASA Photo Reveals Gandalf on Mars
The wizard Gandalf is seen emerging from the surface of the red planet in a photograph taken by NASA’s Mars rover.
Republicans Deny Existence of Mars
Immediately following the announcement of the Mars landing by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Rep. Michelle Bachmann tweeted to her followers: “Existence of planet other than Earth biggest hoax ever perpetrated by left wing media.”
Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death
Researchers found that habitual ketchup users had a lower risk of death than their snobby, elitist counterparts. Subjects who went through four or five bottles per week lived the longest.
Google Takes Street View into People's Houses, Apartments
Google photographers will be sent into every residential house and apartment across the country, photographing each bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, nook, and cranny.
A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery
An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can’t remember where he found it.
Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels
STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.
Doctor Makes Diagnoses Using Episodes of 'House'
A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama “House” to help diagnose his most difficult cases.
New Report: Patience No Longer a Virtue
ARLINGTON, VA (TheSkunk.org) — After reviewing the results of a nationwide study, the American Psychiatric Association has removed “patience” from its list of virtues in the latest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
