Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Romney Leads Obama Among Oblivious Voters
Gov.Mitt Romney leads President Obama among oblivious voters, according to a new CNN poll released today.
Ann Romney to Debate Michelle Obama
The “First Lady Debate” will be the first in history to pit the spouses of presidential candidates against one another.
Staples Inks Deal with Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood has signed a deal to be the spokesperson for Staples, the office supply company that received startup capital from Mitt Romney.
Imaginary Obama Polling Higher Than Romney
In a new CNN poll released immediately following the Republican National Convention, the imaginary President Obama created by actor Clint Eastwood leads Mitt Romney by 15 points.
Clint Eastwood Pays Tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s Disease
Actor-Director Clint Eastwood introduced Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at the RNC convention Thursday night with a ten-minute tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s disease.
'Righteous Indignation’ New Theme of RNC Convention
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus decided the theme for the final two days of the Republican Convention would be “Righteous Indignation.”
Former Co-Worker Reveals Himself to Be Secret Santa from 1967
Bookkeeper John Krygner, 77, said he has been wanting to reveal himself as co-worker’s Secret Santa for almost 45 years.
Jews Required to Get Special Voter ID Armbands in Pennsylvania
A provision in the new Pennsylvania Voter ID Law requires Jews to display a special armband in addition to a photo ID.
Missing Ukrainian Marathon Runner Still Making His Way to Finish Line
Although the 2012 Olympics officially ended on Sunday, Kyrylo Fedorchak, a marathon runner from Ukraine, has yet to cross the finish line.
Obama Seeks to Punish Romney’s Success by Taking Away His Wealth and Distributing It to American People
“Why should he be entitled to all this wealth,” asked the President, “when so many of our fellow citizens struggle every day to put food on the table?”
